Woke up from Hibernation & now Divorced

As you could tell, I have been dormant ever since my DNF. In that time I have been resting my knees and adding winter fat to keep me warm. Then last weekend, I suffered through a measly 12k hike with only 650m of elevation, I knew I needed to get out there running and hiking again. So I'm back and ready for more adventures.

Oh and the divorce, I'm not actually divorced but I am having a trial separation with bacon (and all other meats). For those who know me well, I don't have a lot of variety in my meats anyway; mostly chicken, bacon and once a year my mom's lamb chops. So after my miserable failure last November going meatless, I have decided this time to go at this with a much better attitude.

Instead of, “Oh no more bacon for me, oh yummy bacon, I miss you soooooo much”

I'll be like, “Yeah no more bacon, no more chest pains, YES” **

And as I'm eating my delicious spicy lentil warp, I am thinking yes this is very tasty and I'll be fine. :)

Good luck everyone with your goals.

** chest pains may or may not be caused by bacon, I am not a doctor and cannot conclude that bacon is bad for your health also I do not want to get sued (or killed) by the bacon mafia.

Here is why bacon is so good:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bacon_flavor